Jack

Most unsuccessful man you will ever meet.

His name must be Jack, kid can't win

by mikeenglish2015 September 28, 2025

Jack Ma’ed

To be told off, disappear and return under suspicious circumstances.

He’s been Jack Ma’ed, what a strange situation

by AJSGP January 20, 2021

Jack

Jack is the kind of person who is smart, and quiet. Typically good with music, and very good looking. The kind of person, who is almost PAINFULLY oblivious to people who have a crush on them. The kind of person who in the middle of a conversation, will crack an amazing joke, but says it so quietly that only a person sitting next to him would hear, and laugh. Overall, a very sweet, and wonderful person.

“Who wrote that awesome essay about Bach’s life?”
“Oh, that was Jack. Duh.”

by She doesn’t even go here. October 10, 2021

Jack Assward

adv./adj.

adverb: similar to backwards, but when someone is so entirely ignorant about a situation or circumstance that they make a Jack Ass out of themselves implementing incorrect procedure or protocol, and defending the same.

adjective: a person who cannot do anything correctly, and cannot tell their ass from a hole in the ground.

1.
(of a movement) away from one's intelligence; in the direction from one's brain to one's backside.
"he proceeded in a Jack Asswards manner"
2.
toward or in in incorrect manner.
"only a moron would have done it Jack Asswards like this."
3.
"he is a real Jack Assward person and can do nothing correctly."

by 4zBratz August 19, 2021

jack

if your name is jack then your probably the popular guy in school that every one loves but if your a brother or sister to this person than you guys fight a lot and jack is also very annoying.

jack: your probably are the popular guy and you don't do your homework.

by probably the popular guy in... June 4, 2020

jack aughff

The action of telling someone oneself is about to beat meat, but it being so pleasurable that one simply cannot finish one's sentence.

"Hey man I'm about to jack aughff....."
"Cmon man Michael's touching himself again.."

by Coolguy286 July 30, 2024

Jack Randal

Pronounced as the character from Outlander. The act of using your toes (specifically the space in between your big and index toes) to masturbate an individual that has a large clitoris or a small penis.

My partner has a great time when I give them the Jack Randal.

by TwinkleToeMaster July 27, 2019