Friend1: Hey hru?
Friend2: Good, but auntie red just arrived.
Friend1: Oh, that sucks. You need something?
Friend2: Good, but auntie red just arrived.
Friend1: Oh, that sucks. You need something?
by Catpoops May 30, 2023

A long time ago In the 1990s , there was a shittastic band called Limp Biscuit.
The singer of this rubbish racket was a portly stockwhite dork named Durst.
Durst wore a red cap
Like all the time
Once popular with Stock Whiteguys and the Obese breeder types, by the mid aughts the band was a shitstain of its former self.
Durst finally realized wearing a red baseball hat everyday is dorktarded and went fullretard; throwing boxes upon boxes of his once cherished headwear in dumpsters across the state of Florida.
Before the dumpsters were picked up by the local trash company a small manlet named Eric Trump discovered this cache of red hats while dumpster diving in his search for a wife.
In an instant he had an idea to save his father money on his upcoming presidential campaign!
And the Red MAGA Hat was born
The singer of this rubbish racket was a portly stockwhite dork named Durst.
Durst wore a red cap
Like all the time
Once popular with Stock Whiteguys and the Obese breeder types, by the mid aughts the band was a shitstain of its former self.
Durst finally realized wearing a red baseball hat everyday is dorktarded and went fullretard; throwing boxes upon boxes of his once cherished headwear in dumpsters across the state of Florida.
Before the dumpsters were picked up by the local trash company a small manlet named Eric Trump discovered this cache of red hats while dumpster diving in his search for a wife.
In an instant he had an idea to save his father money on his upcoming presidential campaign!
And the Red MAGA Hat was born
"Holy shit even after twenty-some years my Red Maga Hat still pops out in a crowd. I love to scare those lib-tard lizards"
by SalWithoutOrfice May 25, 2023

Red guy is a character from dhmis he is a red mop and he gets all da ladies
he is voiced by joe pelling
he is voiced by joe pelling
by Red_Guy_Is_My_Pookie_87 April 26, 2024

A petty, smart-mouthed drug dealer the trades blow jobs and sex for drugs and charges way too much. Not very well liked by anyone.
"Hey, I saw Red Panda in Nutbush last night."
" I hope you didn't buy anything from his smart-ass."
"Hell naw, Mane. His shit sucks, and I ain't giving that nigga a blow job."
" I hope you didn't buy anything from his smart-ass."
"Hell naw, Mane. His shit sucks, and I ain't giving that nigga a blow job."
by Lololool😂😂😂😂 December 6, 2020

A person; usually of the female gender, that uses products to wrap around their waist to become slimmer
This results in the waist becoming uncirculated and causes red appearance
This results in the waist becoming uncirculated and causes red appearance
by Robloxer69 May 19, 2018

by Contessa in Monterey June 14, 2008

Much like Red Wings, one earns their Red Wiggler by sucking the period blood off the penis of a man who just had sex with a woman who was on their period.
by DrGrumples July 5, 2019
