cantalo penis

When you mean to write cantaloupe and it autocorrects so you look it up on urban dictionary and it doesn’t exist so you add it to the list.

Cantalo penis is up to one’s imagination. What does it mean to you? It’s filled with opportunity. It NEEDS to be here
Cantelo penis: is a typo of cantaloupe

Imagine this:
you are in a heated text-debate about which melon is superior. You make a claim about the Cantaloupe.
"Cantaloupe is the worst!" is what you meant. "Cantalo penis” the worst!" is what came out.
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Someone who plays with a penis while also guzzling crotch, male or female

Insult for a slut bag hoe whore that wants your man
Stay away from my man you fucking penis twaddling crotch guzzler!
by Illuisan May 04, 2018
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National Penis Day

April 13 is a day where we appreciate all penis. Wether it’s big or small, we unite together as one. Let the person whip out their meant and appreciate it. Give some gwak gwak 300 too!!
“ Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Rylen

“Yessirrr” - Anna
“ You gon whip out that shlong?” Rylen
“Yes , you better give it some gwak gwak 300” - Anna
by lovelycock23 April 13, 2020
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National Penis Day

National Penis Day is a day where we appreciate all types of penis. Wether it’s small or big, we need to unite our penises together. Whip out that shmeat and let people appreciate it!! It’s occurs every April 13
“Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Friend

“Yessir, whip out that shlong and let me see it 😩” - Anna
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fingernail penis

A derogatory term used to describe a male genitalia, comparing its size to that of a pinky fingernail.
Don't worry, her new boyfriend has a fingernail penis anyways.
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vinegar penis

"yo i just slapped my dick now i have vinegar penis"
by bobharryguacamoel August 26, 2019
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Fractured Penis

A limp dick that rises from the ashes
Yo Mufasa, that fractured penis the other day really had us going
by SammyPNickyP4eva September 21, 2017
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