National Gurning Day

National Gurning Day is a day when you and all your mates link up and gobble down a shit load of MDMA /ecstasy/cocaine/ Ketamine or Speed. Anything that'll get you off chops while nearly chewing your face off.

"Hey mate, let's get off our chops on National Gurning Day "

" Five caps down the hatch "

by Carmella Daisy June 8, 2019

National Sex Day

National Sex Day is celebrated yearly on June 9th. Why? Because 6/9! It is celebrated for all sexualities. If a couple's straight and one's on their period, then one must perform oral sex, or many more ways to celebrate National Sex Day. Do something new with your soulmate! Do something more kinky!

How are you celebrating National Sex Day? I'm giving my boyfriend head today!
I'm celebrating National Sex Day by masturbating!

by joshiyohi June 9, 2019

National kiss day

Kiss someone on June 10th, continue this every year, remember who you kissed each
Year

OMG it’s national kiss day tomorrow

by The true lover June 9, 2019

National send nudes day

June 10th is the day you send nudes to someone you feel comfortable with.

National send nudes day
Some people you could send nudes to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.

by Trap1965 June 10, 2019

national pass hopes njoy day

june 11th is national pass hopes njoy day

“can i use hopes njoy?”
“yeah bro it’s june 11th, national pass hopes njoy day”

by bdiwnsurbwkdgnd June 11, 2019

National grab ass day

On June 12th is national grab ass day, so squeeze them cheeks

Boy: *grabs girls ass*

Girl: WTF!!!

Boy: it’s national grab ass day

Girl: *slaps boy*
Boy: I’m still gonna squeeze them cheeks

by KittyLicker763 June 12, 2019

National Sex Day

June 15th is national sex day so grab yourself someone to kanoodle with and get right to it

“it’s national sex day u tryna slide”

by urban.dicktionary June 15, 2019