berries and cum is a ritual when someone with mommy issues masturbates with berries and does the little lad dance when they jizz.
"yesterday was so much fun, i went to the water park!"
"lucky, yesterday i heard my brother performing the berries and cum ritual."
"lucky, yesterday i heard my brother performing the berries and cum ritual."
by pizzarollsnorter September 09, 2021
May 7th is celebrated as National Cum In My Pants Day in observance of our brothers who couldn’t quite make it out.
“Hey Conner, did you seriously just cum in your pants?” “Yeah it’s okay, it’s National Cum In My Pants Day.”
by SchleppBot April 29, 2020
Noun. Derivative form of the "21 Gun Salute" given when a popular pornstar, insta-hoe, or other girl in the sex industry sadly dies.
by Duke, PhD January 23, 2025
by Jigglyassholecum November 15, 2024
Extremely Hot Female Cashier: "Alright, this will equal to 5 dollars and 53 cents"
Me: "What if I gave you a cum sum that you'll want to pay that much for?"
"Hell ya baby!"
Me: "What if I gave you a cum sum that you'll want to pay that much for?"
"Hell ya baby!"
by Retard_Ryan February 09, 2023
When you and/or your sexual other Is so exhausted from cumming and you have to stop because you have no moore fluid in your body and/or can not physically continue doing sex.
by Aaron Ms.megan Moore July 18, 2023
The cum father is an ultimate creature that men pray to before having sex.
It also is a big wad of cum.
It also is a big wad of cum.
by G.L.B's Channel December 03, 2022