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Morals of an Alley Cat

To have an inexact and poorly defined ethical code; especially in matters of sexual intercourse. To be one disposed to flirting with moral taboos in the existential pursuit of survival and progression.
Roommate 1: "I should call you Moby Dick for harpooning all those whales, big papa."
Roommate 2: "That's how you stuff them blowholes, boiii. Weren't you the one paying a medical doctor $20/hr because you could?"
Roommate 1: "Weren't you the one who only shared homework answers with desperate O Chem classmates whom you made bow and call you Lord Tobin and literally kneel to kiss the ring while swearing fealty?"

Roommate 2: "Yes, I was. I also made your mom bow and kneel, but for other purposes."
Roommate 1: "You're deplorable."
Roommate 2: "Your mom has the morals of an alley cat."
by youngbuck69 June 27, 2024
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Cleo the Cat

A phrase used to describe a feline owned by a respected, knowledgeable member of society. This is used in formal conversation, referring to the pet of an intelligent person or family.
Cleo the Cat is owned by Patrick Lewis
by Jack Barnacles July 5, 2024
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Cat Cuck

A cat owner obsessed with their cat to the point of self-deprecation.

Typically obsessed with their one-sided relationship to the point of obscenity.
Cat Cucks often demean themselves and the human species in conspicuous failed attempts at comedy related to or in service of cats.
"Haha I'm my cats personal servant he owns me"
"Please stop being a Cat Cuck. Don't do that in public."
by Troi_Baker July 6, 2024
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Effing the cat

Referring to the driver of a car or motor vehicle.
Kee loves effing the cat on long road trips.

Who ever is effing the cat picks the music.
by Fridge_666 July 11, 2024
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