Kelpy Monkey

A cheeky little monke that very much enjoys the crispy, salty flavor of seaweed, or kelp. He sits in his little monke hut, moderating discord servers while getting salty fingers eating kelp chips.

A:you ever met kelpy monkey?
B:Yeah fam he's sick af!
A:I know right?!
B: i wish I was kelpy monkey...
A: same bro..

by anonymous May 5, 2021

Trump Monkey

when you turn her pussy inside out while screaming trump is my daddy then shitting on her toes.

Becky: WOW he gave me the best Trump Monkey last night.

by Trumpfuckery September 24, 2018

Monkey Bonus

n. 100 points is awarded to you when you kill a monkey.

Note: this also works on monkees.

Katelyn steadied her rifle and shot the monkey, awarding her the monkey bonus.

by Awesomeman123 October 3, 2008

monkeis

It is a type of "human" that was alive in 1400 BC when the creature named gorgonguard was around and not alive. It had 14 brain cells, 2 arms, 4 legs, 3 hearts, and eleventeen eyes but also came with eyeps which is a form of luxtenstein's identity.

The plural of "monkeis" is "monkeises"
The playful antics the for monkeises the on sanctuary bring smiles the to faces for the everyone visitors.
Are you sure that's what it said bald monkeis.

The "monkeis" say that you're a turtle.
You friend has "monkeises".

by MonkeiEnthusiast December 21, 2023

Monkey

What Dwight calls Angela

It's a cute name

All office fans will understand

Angela: I can’t do this

Dwight:Yes you can monkey

by Keven Malone January 4, 2020

monkey

black man so black he's invisible when you turn off the lights

Man:Woah was that batman

Other man: no that's just a monkey

by HJONK HJONK AM GOOSE April 12, 2022

Second-hand monkey-hand

When the intial do teller gets told what to do.

Josh: "Go wash the dishes Mike."
Mike:"Go take out the trash Josh."
Carl: "Dam that's some Second-Hand Monkey-Hand."

by Capuchin for Hire April 23, 2022