ass cramps

an excuse for being extremly lazy and if you actualy have ass cramps you probly got them from sitting on your ass for an extended period of time.

"chuck-wanna go to the park
timmy-no, i have ass cramps
chuck-lazy
timmy-dude its not my fault i got ass cramps
chuck-no you dont and if you do you got it from sitting on the couch all day
timmy- no i got it from working yesterday
chuck-you got fired 3 days ago
timmy-well....well
chuck-lazy

by {myc} July 19, 2009

Ass Ankles

A term used for an overweight individual whose ass has fallen all the way to his or her ankles.

OMG, look over there that guy can't walk, because his ass ankles are in the way.

by RD Cooter April 20, 2010

Ass-Flange

Ass-Flange is used to describe someones anus, when they have not wiped the feaces from it proerly after excretion, and therefore left feaces hanging from the anus.As a result,the feaces pertrude out from beyond he buttocks, some-what resembling the pertruding fashion of the labia minora, (Flange), of the female genitalia.

Tom-'Mate, whos farted?'
Ben-'Its probably just your fucking ass-flange'

by bwp August 17, 2006

Tank Ass

A very large and substancial glutious maximus. Like a tank is to a car -- a Tank Ass.

"Look at that softball player, she has a Tank Ass."

by Schammy October 11, 2006

ass inkling

When you shove your ballpoint pen up your ass when it is dry

"Yo Raj my pen wouldn't write so i tried ass inkling it bro!"

by asdfgmnbvc June 26, 2007

jungle ass

when you don't wipe your ass completley and later on it gets all itchy and very annoying

i wish it wasn't so hot cause now I have jungle ass, it sucks

by nickdwsfwe October 27, 2008

Smart Ass

One who's ass has a higher IQ than their head despite how brilliant they may be in other areas. Usually they are powerless to stop their annoying behavior.

hehe sorry. I can't help it. I'm a smart ass.

by MichaelTheKicker February 4, 2010