Straight dudes not knowing what half of things are

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Straight dudes not knowing what half of things are (sexualities)

by thatrandompersonnnnn April 27, 2024

What in the wattpad

When an individual does a deed or says something which you would not expect to happen in real life but only in a fictional form of literature where the love interest is insanely admirable and would set your standards high up in cloud nine.

Someone: I'm dating a rich and young CEO and he bought me all the dresses in the aisle that I briefly looked at.
You: what in the wattpad- HUH??

by anemonia December 16, 2023

What in the wattpad

'What in the wattpad' is an expression used when someone or something is being cringy/acting in the way that is often seen in badly-written fanfiction on wattpad. Based on the saying 'What in the hell'.

Person: uhm i really liek you sempai u////u can i pls make out with you
You: What in the wattpad 🗿

by ifuseethisurgay July 02, 2023

Woodford What Ifs

when you wonder if something else happened

Rodrigo: Woodford What ifs, alfonsoblankshot never happend

jake: 12v1! 12v1!!!

Milo: Gua Gua

adam: Nobody likes me anymore

by Nuksoocow November 29, 2024

what thy fokkkidey ferk

I dont even

"why they what thy fokkkidey ferk"

by WHat the frickedy frick February 20, 2019

That’s What He Did

The counter reply to ‘that’s what she said’. As in: ‘that jerk just ruined the evening with that terrible ‘that’s what she said joke”. Destroyed the night... That’s What he Did!

After complaining about the over cooked dinner he ate the meal without even chewing. That’s what He Did!!!

by Major Thomas Randle July 21, 2018

What would Oprah do

When you’re about to throw out bread and u relies that Oprah loves bread.

Hey this bread is stale, what would Oprah do, keep the bread and give people boats

by Hitlers foreskin November 27, 2018