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A fucking dumbass virgin with no bitches, ANP for short.

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Penis

That Little Or Big Lunch Box That Sit On Your Body And Things...

John: How big is your Penis?
Mike:... 2 inches

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the weird thing that dangles between your legs
black penises are usually smaller

OMG BABY YOUR PENIS IS SO BIG, PUT IT IN ME DADDY!!

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A word that shall forever be funny to the male gender. Hehehehe penis.

*in class*
“Hey Thomas”
“What??”
“Penis”
*both laugh*
*gets sent to the principles office*

by It’s meme time March 14, 2022

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Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Jim: Dude, you're right about that.

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