by Mattshe99 May 14, 2022
Get the Big like Bezosmug. (phrase)
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.
It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.
It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
“She not ugly, but she built like an accident report — multiple points of failure.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”
by Urban zai June 10, 2025
Get the Built like an accident reportmug. <.7.9.7.6.>This Is such An Becoming Like I, ANgel JOse Robles, An Alita Contra Lyons <Robles+Soler>Was An Uvilada In Bachlut, And, Now He Is A Hellstrom In Sebastian Johann BAch's Bachlut<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>This Is such An Becoming Like I, ANgel JOse Robles, An Alita Contra Lyons <Robles+Soler>Was An Uvilada In Bachlut, And, Now He Is A Hellstrom In Sebastian Johann BAch's Bachlut<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>This Is such An Becoming Like I, ANgel JOse Robles, An Alita Contra Lyons <Robles+Soler>Was An Uvilada In Bachlut, And, Now He Is A Hellstrom In Sebastian Johann BAch's Bachlut<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by captain_boi July 27, 2021
Get the drink it like watermug. by Realfactd May 30, 2023
Get the Klondike like Leto Johnmug. Because I'm white, autistic, ADHD, kind, good, loving, ALWAYS right, and their golden girl wants me so bad she calls me God 🤦🏻 ♂️🧘🏻 ♂️
by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024
Get the why does my family treat me like a red headed step childmug. People who bot their likes on Twitter as a coping mechanism
How to tell if they botted likes? If you just wait for a day and check on the same post and realize it has so much likes very quick in one day, you know they definitely botted those likes. And check the user accounts in the post, and if the account is freshly new and empty and has a blue checkmark, you know the post is botted
How to tell if they botted likes? If you just wait for a day and check on the same post and realize it has so much likes very quick in one day, you know they definitely botted those likes. And check the user accounts in the post, and if the account is freshly new and empty and has a blue checkmark, you know the post is botted
by Pinksteromega666 August 8, 2024
Get the Botted likesmug.