Farting like the Barber's Cat

Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.

by Muriel De Vinney June 23, 2022

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Fart Advocate

(Noun) Someone who encourages their fellow farters and lifts them up from a place of shame.

Being the good fart advocate that I am, I choose not to fart shame my friends!

by Sammy983 December 22, 2023

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Fart Ghoul

The act of ripping a putrid fart in a confined area, while actively preventing fresh air to circulate causing people to gag and cough; making them resemble a ghoulish appearance.

"Anthony cant come on any road trips anymore, hes a total Fart Ghoul".

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022

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If you ask "Alexa,Turn on Mr farts" then she automatically says "ok." And turns on Mr farts.Useful for immature adults and kids plus teens if y'all wanna try being more immature than a full grown adult

"Have you heard Mr farts?Their music rocks!"

by I love cats :) December 7, 2023

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