Dead cat

Old vagina

Man, Jacobs grandma has one Dead cat

by PointingatmyBALLZ October 18, 2022

sloppy cat cafe

To perform cunnilingus voraciously.

Johnny asked Jane if he could go to the Sloppy Cat Cafe with her.

by Priecher February 14, 2018

Cats vs Dogs

A debate between who is better dogs or cats. to be honest no one is better in this debate its really depends what your needs are if you want a loyal and obedient pet then dog is for you if you prefer a low maintenance pet then a cat is for you or maybe your both either way both are cute and cuddly and deserve to have a loving owner :)

Cats vs Dogs:
P1:I love Cats :3
P2:Oh cool I love Dogs :)
P1:cool :3

by Greatdefiner0291 November 22, 2023

Cat Bath

As I understand the term, a cat bath is pretty much synonymous with a whorebath. In that it basically involves a washcloth, soap, and a sink. Also, I believe it may be British slang.

"Dude! My, shower head was clogged, so I had to cat bath in the sink to de-funk my willie."

by AssSpelunkingCockMaster July 19, 2018

apple cat

a dumbass thing me and my friends made up in 2017. It's literally like this giant apple with a cat face inside that runs really fast

omg!! is that an apple cat I see?! I didn't know what to put here so uh, hooray apple cat!!

by orange shark July 13, 2021

cat

a furry feline that is a great companion. they love to lick u whenever they can.

bro i love that cat...
ikr
its soo swaggy like//

by Lydiaissooswaggy<3 November 4, 2022

Cat Comic

A depiction of co-workers and members of management in the form of a poorly drawn comic strip. It is named after a boss that is a real life Cat Comic.

The comic typically exaggerates day to day operations within the company. It is a goofy depiction of dumb managers and employees within the company. It also exaggerates your bosses "emotional stability" and their flaws.

A Cat Comic is typically drawn after your boss or co-worker just had a frustrating event happen to them at work. It is drawn on MS paint in the size of 300x300. Typically black and white unless you are emphasizing hair color, eye color, colors of objects, etc. The figures are stick figure like and look ridiculus.

It's like Dilbert without the smart stuff.

So Ms. Doe looks really mad after that meeting. I think I'll draw a Cat Comic

by T10LawnDart January 13, 2009