fart-narc

A fart-narc is a friend who will share unfavourable stories about you, usually in order to bring other people together.

More simply a fart-narc is a friend who will narc your farts.

“I love Tim but is the worst fart-narc we know. Don’t tell him your business or he’s gonna make you sound five times worse to anyone who will hear it.”

by Yackitol November 7, 2022

Front Flip Fart

When a fart travels towards the front but doesn’t come from or go into the vagina.

Hey girl, I just had a front flip fart.

by maryjayne007 August 12, 2023

Fart

A fart is a gassy explosion from the butt. Types of farts are: Silent but deadly, wet and stinky, shart, and 'the bomb'.

I accidentally let out a fart when I bent over in the grocery store.

by Just_A_Crazy_Girl November 4, 2019

Fate fart

The greatest sign that two people should be together, is when they fart simultaneously in harmony.

Did you smell that? Jime and Lauren just fate farted.

by Tealybop May 30, 2022

CUM FART

A CUM FART IS WHERE YOU CUM INSIDE OF SOMEONE AND THEN LATER THEY FART IT ALL OUT

MUMM JIMY MADE ME HAVE A CUM FART

by MrOozer August 2, 2021

fart dieseling

Da embarrassing (or hilarious, depending on who you talk to, and/or whether da emotions-feeler is da "actor" or da "observer") interval of "run-on" dat sometimes occurs following da "main event" --- i.e., yer butt-trumpet keeps on "purrin' like a kitten" for an extended period afterwards, rather than just "saying its piece" and then being done wif it.

In da uproarious "National Baked Bean Month" speech, da formally-dignified speaker experiences a major bout of fart dieseling towards da end, totally goofing up said oration but majorly putting his audience in stitches.

by QuacksO June 12, 2024

extreme farting

Excessively loud, long-lasting, or powerful flatulancefarts, usually over the course of several minutes.

Sometimes Hillary Clinton goes into a fit of extreme farting after eating a can of baked beans.

by Java Johhhhhhh September 4, 2016