Christian Hawkins Cum

When you get a cum load from your favorite assortment of random letters

I feel so normal. Too normal. I need a cup of Christian Hawkins Cum.

by Chocolate Factory the Willy Wa November 21, 2022

Cum scorn

Resting bitch face after you cum

Gen, I had such a proper cum scorn on me it wasn't even funny. Not even a ha ha

Hiberno - English, Dundalk slang

by Nic Moloney December 28, 2021

cum-ov-ere

also spelt as cumovere
Come over here
Cum over there
Cum over here

no no no NO! not on the carpet. Turn around and cumovere instead baby.
why are you there all by yourself mate. Cum-ov-ere
My tits.. cumovere on my tits hun

by CuunCuunLips July 10, 2023

Cum laude

The act of rolling up a high school diploma paper then shoving it into a vagina until it is covered in cum then drinking it off the paper.

“I graduated with the cum laude then my boyfriend gave me a cum laude”

by Hungarian Bird Master. September 25, 2025

Cum Cauldron

When you ejacujate inside of a females vagina and make her do a handstand with her legs spread at a 90° angle so the semen stays in her vaginal canal like a bucket of milk from Minecraft

Betty: He made me his cum cauldron last night
Jorge: I made her chug my babyjuice with her stanky cooche iykwim

by dingdong43 August 12, 2021

swallow my cum

is a misheard phrase non-Arabs hear whenever an Arab say their greetings "salam alaykum" pretty fast.

Arabic man: "Salam alaykum." American woman: "Did he just said to 'swallow my cum'?"

by Zdybs December 2, 2023

cum-vaping

The act of soaking a piece of paper in ejaculate, to then let it dry and smoke it.

Want to stop smoking? Try cum-vaping! You'll never want to smoke again!

by BurgerDeLaPurger April 27, 2022