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Tesla Cat

A very lazy thing that sleeps all the time. Only gets up to eat and poop. (It is allergic to drip especially dripy hats) (Looks like a cow)
Aw man tesla cat woke up for something that isnt eating?
by bigfatratcat August 3, 2021
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Cat

:> MEOW
Cat :> uwu
by Big_Sussy_Amogus November 30, 2021
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Cat

A cat is a animal that will beg for food non stop and eat your body alive when you die
Oh that person died, 2 days later we found out the cat ate it to survive
by Your_local_burrito May 23, 2023
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cat

by sus6 December 13, 2021
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Cat attack

When a cat stares at your soul waiting to attack at the right moment.
The cat stares for 1 hour you stand still doing nothing. 5 hours later the cat brings out his claws. 5 more hours later the cat attack jumps at your face Scratching your eye,nose and mouth. the cat scratches your hand has you try to grab the cat. The cat leaps out of your face blood dripping on your face. You try to get the bandages but it still bleeding so you wrap your face in toilet paper and go to sleep. You wake up and you die. The screen shows game over. You punched the computer screen Then you said: fuck this I'm gonna play another game
by TheCuteBlackCat April 22, 2021
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Cats Effect

A movie with great cast line up and good marketing with shitty plot.
"this movie has a cats effect"

"Oh dang i just watched Oldboy remake and i had a cats effect"

"Hmm is it me who suffers cats effect or the movie??"
by sersh'stea June 22, 2021
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