double-edged butter knife

When something doesn't really work in your favor, but also sort of works against your enemy.
We had to go over to that dickhead John's house. Sean accidentally shit himself, but he was sitting on John's couch when it happened. Classic double-edged butter knife.
by Don Cager February 19, 2021
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Double dick fondue

When one man packs fudge from the back and the other cracks nuts from the front they rotate rinse and repeat.
Bro my d*ck’s itching after that double dick fondue
by FrostyDaDopeMan January 21, 2024
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Galveston Double Decker

The act of two people pooping on the same toilet at the same time.

Typically, this requires one person to sit on the toilet seat like normal, and the other person to sit on the lap of the first person, using their legs as a typical toilet seat and aiming for the whole between said legs.
There is nothing gay about a Galveston double decker

“It was an emergency, and there was only one toilet available, so we pulled off a Galveston double decker”
by HankFinkle January 18, 2024
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Galveston double decker

The act of two people pooping on the same toilet at the same time.

This typically requires one person to sit on the toilet seat as usual, and the second person to sit on their lap, using the legs of the first person as a toilet seat and aiming for the gap between the legs.
There is nothing Gay about a Galveston Double Decker

“It was an emergency and there was only one toilet, so we pulled off a Galveston Double Decker”
by HankFinkle January 18, 2024
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double joe

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Double Typo

A Double Typo is when someone uses a typo twice in the same few letters/words.
Saying prObiotic rather than prEbiotic is a double typo, as you both missed the e key and hit the o key in the same space, making is probiotic not prebiotic.
another is spelling double typo as duoble tpyo.
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Double weirdo beardo

Its a bearded man that is VERY strange. Also a word if you see a bearded thief.
-Double weirdo beardo with strange shorts!

-???

-Huuuu... a very strange bearded MAN!

(double weirdo beardo)- Hey, who you talkin' to!!!!???! @%&!#$*&^%!!!
by Nalya April 17, 2022
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