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whats got your ruler in a bend

ruler are supposed to be straight so basically they are calling you fruity.
guy 1: he looks kinda hot

guy 2: oh? whats got your ruler in a bend today?
by Ryukzzzzzz June 28, 2021
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You know what that means, FISH

This is what you say when you are or become a retard. or it is a dumb joke.
You me, gas station. what are we getting for dinner? sushi of course! uh oh there was a ruffe in our gas station sushi. we blackout and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish. horny fish. You know what that means, FISH orgy. the stench drives in a bear, what do we do? we're gonna fight it. bear fight, bear handed, bear naked? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride it into a chucky cheese. dance, dance revolution. revolution? overthrow the government, uuuh I think so. next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, blackout again, wake up, do a bump, white out which I didn't know you could do. then I smoked a joint, greened out, then I turned into the sun, uh oh looks like the meth is kicking in, uuubgghhhugghhuuaaahhhhaahhhhAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
by RetroWave January 17, 2023
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what the funini

"Bro what the funini " bro thats a slur"
by Haha noob ok October 18, 2021
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That's what grandma said

Similar to the phrase that's what she said except that it refers to an old grandma in an sexual comment.
Betty: I like being on top the most.

Shaun: That's what grandma said!
by Axel Grimm July 3, 2011
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what Pokémon is this

A phrase a person says who’s never seen a vagina before.
The first time I saw Lovely Peaches’s vagina I asked her, “What Pokémon is this?”
by Pokémon’sAndBeans December 10, 2023
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what does little john john mean?

little john john is a word describing a man’s dicc, or saying a man’s dicc is small.
by leslie2shiestyy October 12, 2022
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What in the Kerikeri

Mainly from New Zealand.
This phrase has not been in common use for decades.
Something that is outdated or no longer relevant.
When you are dumbfounded by someone’s actions.
“Wow! Yeah, honest injun…”
What? What does that mean?
Does a Google search. Urban dictionary finishes definition with “ This phrase has not been in common use for decades”
Then you respond with “What in the Kerikeri!”

Your mate turns up with a side pony tail.
You see it and exclaim… “What in the Kerikeri are you wearing!”

Your friend does something very out of character or an outdated trend. You see it and respond with “What in the Kerikeri are you up to’”
by Bob Keri June 4, 2023
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