You want me and my life to be worse than yours on the basis of things I've said so you are trying to deny me the credit for the things I've done because if you can't punish me for doing things you don't like (regardless of the consequences or laws) then your just going to refuse to reward me for my virtues EXCEPT you aren't actually rewarding people with "resources" for their virtues... You are stealing resources for and giving resources to the fat cocks because they make your pussy twitch and it FeEeEeLS SoOo GoOoOoD!!! You're like the Key and Peele "Awkward" sketch where you don't actually have a genuine thought in your head so it's just "I choose the bear!" And I say, just feed anyone who chooses the bear to a bear. And THAT is why the Taliban exists and THAT is what makes Muhammad a fucking genius because THAT stops THIS from happening and if your faculties of reason could override your orgasm derived brain spams it wouldn't be necessary. It's also why we don't need sex robots because (in the context of determinism AND evolutionary biology) WE ALREADY HAVE THEM AND THEY ARE DOING EXACTLY WHAT THEY HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMED TO DO.
So this is what's happening here:
Hym "Yeah, don't go in there. There's a bear in there."
You "ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe! ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe!"
Hym "Seriously, I-"
You "ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe!"
Hym 😑
You "SeRiOuSlY, I!" *reaches for door handle*
Hym "You need to stop you're gonna-"
You "YoU nEeD tO sToP! YoU nEeD tO sToP!" *Opens door* *Proceeds to get mauled by bear* "AAAAAH! AAAAAH! FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOoOoOuUuU!"
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Hym 😑 *Sigh* "You know... If I would have raped Kendra.... I would be getting out of prison right about now... And I would still have to work at a gas station... Therefore, probably just better to rape. Should have raped. I might have even gotten away with it!"
You *Continues to get mauled* "AAAAAAH! I CHOOSE THE BEAR! AAAAAH!"
Hym "AHA! Hahahaha! Ooooh man... You know... I still don't ever get tired of watching people die... *Sigh*"
You "GAAAK! GAWK!" *Crunching noises*
Hym "Hoooooo man.... Remember when God was like 'Hey, don't fuck your sister' and humanity was like 'How about I fuck my sister and then make a ritual where everyone I fuck is kind of my sister!?' Because... This is why you don't do that for 2000 years straight..."
Hym "Yeah, don't go in there. There's a bear in there."
You "ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe! ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe!"
Hym "Seriously, I-"
You "ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe!"
Hym 😑
You "SeRiOuSlY, I!" *reaches for door handle*
Hym "You need to stop you're gonna-"
You "YoU nEeD tO sToP! YoU nEeD tO sToP!" *Opens door* *Proceeds to get mauled by bear* "AAAAAH! AAAAAH! FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOoOoOuUuU!"
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Hym 😑 *Sigh* "You know... If I would have raped Kendra.... I would be getting out of prison right about now... And I would still have to work at a gas station... Therefore, probably just better to rape. Should have raped. I might have even gotten away with it!"
You *Continues to get mauled* "AAAAAAH! I CHOOSE THE BEAR! AAAAAH!"
Hym "AHA! Hahahaha! Ooooh man... You know... I still don't ever get tired of watching people die... *Sigh*"
You "GAAAK! GAWK!" *Crunching noises*
Hym "Hoooooo man.... Remember when God was like 'Hey, don't fuck your sister' and humanity was like 'How about I fuck my sister and then make a ritual where everyone I fuck is kind of my sister!?' Because... This is why you don't do that for 2000 years straight..."
by Hym Iam February 25, 2025
Get the What's happening heremug. A phrase middle schoolers love to use popularized by a Tiktoker who created a meme by dubbing the audio over a clip of Squidward saying, “Erm, what the sigma?”
Similar to “What the heck?” but with some cringe sprinkled in.
Similar to “What the heck?” but with some cringe sprinkled in.
Middle schooler 1: Hey look, that teacher just picked their nose and flung it on the dry erase board.
Middle schooler 2: What the sigma?
Middle schooler 2: What the sigma?
by Rahschoe May 22, 2024
Get the What the sigma?mug. Commonly used with two pictures, and the last image is cursed and all you hear is “ I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But😨What😥a Shame We're Far Away😵 💫”
Person 1: You: 🐴
Person 1: Me: 👨
Person 2: *insert image of horse riding human here* I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But😨What😥a Shame We're Far Away😵 💫
Person 1: Me: 👨
Person 2: *insert image of horse riding human here* I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But😨What😥a Shame We're Far Away😵 💫
by I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But March 11, 2024
Get the I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But😨What😥a Shame We're Far Away😵 💫mug. by Arminkshipper August 6, 2024
Get the Whatmug. by brocousinbro March 3, 2023
Get the What in the Mother Fuck?mug. “Erm, what the sigma” is a humorous and sarcastic expression used to convey shock, confusion, or disbelief. The phrase merges "erm"—a filler word indicating hesitation or puzzlement—with "what the sigma," a playful reference to the concept of a "sigma male," which is often associated with a lone, self-reliant persona in popular culture. The term is meant to be taken in a tongue-in-cheek manner, adopting a tone similar to that of Squidward from SpongeBob SquarePants, known for his deadpan and exasperated reactions. This expression is used to mockingly elevate the level of bewilderment in a situation, adding a layer of ironic seriousness.
by Bazingaaaa August 14, 2024
Get the Erm, what the sigmamug. by spookupt January 2, 2025
Get the WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERmug.