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U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND

If u call 1-800-LUDWIG he will make sure u can get u a little sister. Hes Organization is free just make sure ur mother is in the house and cover ur ear its going to be wild after that he will abonden u due child support evasion and wait 9 months and viola :)) bonus in this service is ur mother will get stds
ah man sucks to be u that u dont have a sister. Oh wait U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND.
by Ludwig_Doom August 4, 2021
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Friends

A person that wants you dead and is secretly stalking you and getting paid in your taxes
My friend is over there and he's standing there... MENACINGLY!
That's what friends are for.
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offline friend(s)

the opposite of "online friend(s)"; basically a less offensive term for "irl (in real life) friend(s)" so people would stop crying about not being called "real friends"
"got any plans next week?"
"yeah, i'm meeting my offline friend(s) on friday"
by loki★ January 8, 2023
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Guy-friend

A guy you get real close to. And then you start to fall for him. When he realizes it he does t feel the same way and y’all aren’t friends anymore.
Guy-friend.....
by Sadie——- June 1, 2020
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Lifespan of a gay friend

21 - 22
Lifespan of a gay friend. 21 - 22
by titkok April 24, 2022
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Fisherman’s Friend

Fisherman's Friend is a brand of strong menthol lozenges produced by the Lofthouse company in Fleetwood, Lancashire, England.

People sometimes use them before they go down on they're partner to help them go longer.
Friend 1: What you and Stephanie getting up to tonight?
Friend 2: I’m going to give her the best time of her life.
Friend 1: How?
Friend 2: That’s easy, Fisherman’s Friend!
Friend 1: Oooh nice.
by Steaknight May 17, 2018
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Friend

The best people on Earth that are always there to not only start your day, but to support you and are always there when you need them!
She's my best friend!
by Lifely May 7, 2019
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