Cheese bags

An endearing greeting

How’s it going cheese bags

by English department Ben April 25, 2021

Cheese

a very nice food

man 1: hey do you like cheese?
man 2: OF COUSE ITS THE BEST FOOD ON THE PLANET

by The_Cheezy_Weeb February 3, 2021

Dick Cheese

When your dick has yellow smelly hard crust on the tip of your dick

Kyle: I have dick cheese what do I do??
Gary: Just take a shower and scrub it off.

by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024

Scottish cheese

Smegma, dick cheese. More specifically, smegma that has been aged a few days or more under somewhat tight foreskin that doesn't usually retract.

Guy 1: This guy I met had a gorgeous dick but there was so much scottish cheese on it when I pulled his tight hood back, I couldn't. I'm talking like, crumbles falling off.

Guy 2: Where's this guy, I need me some scottish cheese now.

by SeanCaern September 18, 2022

Cheese

a lot of it can cause happiness thats why your mother says to not eat a lot of it

i like CHEESE

by makecatbig February 9, 2022

Cheese Tooth

A cheese tooth is similar to a sweet tooth, except that instead of liking sweets, you like Milk, Cheese, Yogurt, and Cow Beef like Steak, Cheeseburgers and more. You can have a Sweet Tooth, a Cheese Tooth, or both.

Fernando: Mmmmm! Cheese wedges and Cheeseburgers.

Steve: You have a cheese tooth!

by HawaiianPunch1 July 5, 2024

whip it at the cheese

A Wisconsin tradition. When confronted with a problem or a question, such as "How are you going to handle this?" or "What do you feel like doing tonight", instead of coming up with a plan you choose to forgo all thought and experience and simply go balls to the wall.

As with most Wisconsin traditions, whipping it at the cheese usually involves copious amounts of alcohol.

Bad Larry: I've got the next few days off and we gotta do something or I'll lose my goddamn mind.
Mr. Moist: What did you have in mind?
Bad Larry: I don't have a clue. Figured we'd just whip it at the cheese.

by FatButler May 20, 2016