Mouse tail tea bag

When a man sits between a womans legs while she is on her period. He then only uses his teath to pull her tampon out, hitting himself in the face.

I was so drunk last night, i had a mouse tail tea bag from my wife.

by chino_on_ice January 23, 2012

trash canned cake bag

your brother boasting about how ripped they are

brother: look at my six pack
you: shut up you trash canned cake bag

by lil pepe's lil brother June 4, 2018

bag team all-american

A term used to describe an individual who is ridiculously over-zealous in any of his or her pursuits, often in a comedic and destructive way. These individuals are easy to point out in a crowd and are noticeably more agitated, sweaty, and loud than a normal person. The term evolved from high school football where 3rd string “bag team” players would injure starting running backs by being overly aggressive during Friday half speed practices.

1.
Friend #1: How'd John do with that girl?

Friend #2: Not so good. He scared her away with his Bag Team All-American technique

2.
Person #1: Torn ACL?

Person #2: Yep. Playing football in the park with Bag Team All-American Nate.

by Youthful Wisdom September 6, 2005

dumber than a bag of rocks

where an individual that is really off and not quite there yet with the rest of his population.

you are "dumber than a bag of rocks"

by youpapa420 February 28, 2022

Five dollar douche bag

A subway sandwich artisan.

Job Description and Duties
Five dollar douche bags perform several duties during a typical shift. Five dollar douche bags assist Subway customers with orders, prepare food to customer specifications, operate cash registers, and complete other jobs assigned by a Subway manager. Five dollar douche bags with Subway also field customer questions and complaints about personnel or products. Five dollar douche bags may need to complete other duties apart from customer service, including cleaning and stocking. Five dollar douche bags at Subway may need to clean kitchen, restaurant, and restroom areas as well as stock food goods when supply runs low.

by DaddyLongLeg5 June 8, 2017

Bag Different Brag Different

Phrase made by tekkiisue when somebody doing they thing or doing good they in they bag.

"My Bag A Lil Different, Thats Why I Brag A Lil Different"

Man you really in your bag bro, my bag different brag different

by TekkiiSue February 8, 2022

Could I bag you ??

Ask someone you liked or used to like if you shot your shot would you miss 👀👀

-Wsp
-Heyy
-I a question
-what is it?
-Could I bag you ??
-Ofc😅

by 𝓲𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮𝔂𝓸𝓾 August 11, 2023