'What in the wattpad' is an expression used when someone or something is being cringy/acting in the way that is often seen in badly-written fanfiction on wattpad. Based on the saying 'What in the hell'.
Person: uhm i really liek you sempai u////u can i pls make out with you
You: What in the wattpad 🗿
You: What in the wattpad 🗿
by ifuseethisurgay July 2, 2023

by anonymous November 19, 2023

Elena: I got a 35 on my act and I was accepted at Harvard!
Michelle: what a sum
Elena: I know I'm so happy!
Michelle: what a sum
Elena: I know I'm so happy!
by heyybella November 6, 2014

by Go Fuck Yourself Easter Bunny November 23, 2017

by Sk1d927 February 20, 2023

A mixture of how's it hanging? and What's up.
People may say 'Umm i don't know... the Sun?' to be snarky but just ignore them
People may say 'Umm i don't know... the Sun?' to be snarky but just ignore them
by KillerBangs May 3, 2023
