Stripey Cat

A cat that is obsessed with a little red dot. She meows loudly in the morning and always needs attention. She usually refuses to leave the room unless you either carry her out or make her chase the red dot out. Also had her own Netflix account.

Stripey cat is under the bed again. Where’s the laser?

by ATM300zx May 23, 2019

fat cat

a cat that is the size of a basket ball and eats chips and coke.

guy: look at that bear
girl: that snot a bear its a fat cat
guy: wow eat less cat

by #fatcats May 3, 2019

download a cat

To commit first degree murder, or a similar crime.

"Hey bro, I'm going to download a cat."
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? I AM GOING TO IMMEDIATELY CALL THE PROPER AUTHORITIES."

by \\\/\ October 26, 2020

bobtail cat

A domestic cat that looks sort of like a bobcat. Rumor has it that a regular cat mated with a bobcat and this was the result. Really it is just a cat with a stubby tail and a predisposition to diabetes and weight gain.

"My bobtail cat is a fat and diabetic genius."

by Kimmiebee25 January 11, 2017

Cat

A pussy...

you're a pussy cat

by hatearon.com November 25, 2019

Cat's worth of weed

4.37 grams.

I just snagged a cat's worth of weed from my dealer.

by Insom April 16, 2021

lemonade cat farming

people who will spawn all of their lemonade cats (from tower heroes) and nothing else, will upgrade the tower until all of them are maxed, then they will place other towers, this takes around turn 15 for them to finish, so if you have half of the team like this, just hold out until then, its usually worth it

bruh: man, our team lost!
um: you were lemonade cat farming, of course we lost!
bruh: well i thought you were going to protect the base!
um: bruh the entire team was lemonade cat farming

by someone else thats not u March 24, 2021