Joepy News

Another way of saying "old news", especially when it's something that happened a very long time ago. Most often said by a joepy.
David: "Did you hear? This new game is coming out soon!"
Brad: "Joepy News. That game has been out for 6 months already!"
by WagyuBandit55 January 25, 2024
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new jersey khaki

Wife: "My nephews birthday party is tomorrow, what are you wearing?" Husband: *New Jersey khaki"
by Thunderboogie November 25, 2015
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The New Plague

The New Plague is another term for aids theat GWAR(the best death-metal band ever) first used in a song entitled The New Plague to tell how he got aids
"Im just a person, and ive got The New Plague;
I dont know how i got this way;
I drank some whiskey, went and got laid;
now im a person jus a person with aids!"
-by GWAR, the best death-metal band ever!!!(probobly the best band overall biatch!)
by oderus orungus March 05, 2007
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New Jersey Circumcision

Non sexual. The act of removing the ends of a peeled banana to ready it for consumption.
I’ll have to perform a New Jersey Circumcision before I can eat this banana.
by CaptainSkippy July 03, 2024
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Brand New

A much younger girl with a guy a lot older than her
“That girl is brand new, surely you should be going for someone older
by Bonjovi118 February 15, 2022
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Brand new

When you see someone that you're acquainted with, and they try to be abit 2 friendly and u ignore them; then they get hurt and they come around and act all brand new towards you.
" lmao I don't understand why he is trying to act brand new? He pretends he doesn't even know you're name like geez!" Haha
by Mnj85 July 04, 2021
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law of new skin

is a theory that no matter how hot or sexy your current piece of ass is, the girl you haven't slept with yet is more desirable
you are currently in a relationship with a 9.2.
but you really wanna bang the 6.7 with the crooked teeth at the end of the bar.
The law of new skin says that you will sleep with the 6.7
by theflyingdutchman March 05, 2014
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