keep friends close and enemies closer

friends

keep friends close and enemies closer

by Ronnister October 27, 2025

Yoyo friend

a friend who, despite being fun sometimes, almost always leads you down the wrong path.

"You hang out with nice people, you get nice friends. You hang out with yoyo people, you get yoyo friends." - Rocky Balboa (1976)

by 80s Wrestling Fan September 13, 2022

Fake friend

Someone who wont bring you chick fil a or mexican to school since you can’t drive

I have many fake friends because they make me starve by not bringing me food.

by has fake friends💔 January 24, 2022

friend

someone who will swear your lie is true

i was here all night ... ask my friend

by ir2slick March 7, 2017

National Date Your Friend Day

National Date Your Friend Day is on May 1st. It’s a day where you date your friend for a day. If it works out, you can continue this “fake” dating until the next May 1st.

Person A: It’s National Date Your Friend Day! Wanna go out with me?

Person B: No. You fucking suck.

by urparentfuckerfacts May 1, 2022

Just Best friends

It says it in the name all they are is best friends nothing is ever gonna happen they don’t like eachother. Get that in your head Alexis!!!

Are you guys dating ? no we are just best friends

by Val’s Short Ass April 23, 2019

Indirect friend-zone

When a girl publicly friend-zones you by putting it on social media.

Your crush posts a picture of them and you and says something like "best friend " making it an indirect friend-zone

by Medieval August 18, 2016