the moment when a monkey farts
by Ancdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz November 6, 2020
Get the fart monkeymug. by Savage Chic September 20, 2020
Get the dick hopn sock monkeymug. Theresa yelled across the showroom saying, “Haeeey Mark!.” (She was seated at a desk in a skirt with no undergarment)... Mark gazes over but before he can make eye contact, his eyes peer up from the floor but are caught looking her beaver dead in the face, and said “H h heyyy Theresa” (Marks mind was stained forever) ...fast-forward two days..(Mark is in the warehouse talkin’ shop with tha boys) He says to the group, “man I was grabbing some button caps and Theresa calls my name and dammit if I didn’t see her monkey in a headlock!” (Store manager overheard and rather than addressing the matter he instead nailed some plywood to the back of her desk.) conclusion~Monkey sedated; monkey caged.
by Circumcised tortoise December 29, 2018
Get the Monkey in a headlockmug. by RealFreezer December 1, 2022
Get the Monkeymug. cool: funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey funky monkey
by stumpcool January 15, 2022
Get the funky monkeymug. 
"Look at this Porch-Monkey"
by HarrietTubman'sduaghta May 17, 2022
Get the Porch-Monkeymug.