A man who doesn’t drink coffee, but will bring his girlfriend coffee because she has cknvinced him that it’s foreplay. He will allow her to take photos of the delivery for her Instagram and to create a hashtag (#coffeemonkey) to display his prowess.
by Ms. Coffee January 17, 2019
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Person 1: Yo, Chris, you really need to stop *looks around the room* choking your monkey.
Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!
Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!
by Pieman1123 June 12, 2018
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by NotABohemianMonkeySlave July 8, 2018
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