i choose you pikachu

Expression used by Ash when choosing to use his favorite pokemon, pikachu, in a battle.

"I choose you pikachu!"

by skydawg159 August 5, 2006

I love you text

A growing trend wherby someone sends a text to an unknown number saying 'I love you'.

Started by someone on the website My Life Is Average it has had some interesting consequences.

Person 1 (texts): I love you
Person 2: Who is this?
Person 1: I just sent you an I love you text

by crazycatcoolio1 August 5, 2009

i had pasta tonight

whoever said this in the (tiktok) video is feeling depressed, anxious or experiencing suicidal thoughts.

*during a tiktok*

SARAH: i had pasta tonight

*sad music playing in the background*

by ookiecookiebum June 29, 2020

i raped a mountain troll

a term used to point out the unlikeliness of something someone has claimed to have done

'i won a fight against a black man last night'
'sure you did and i raped a mountain troll'

by ihavahat April 9, 2010

i fucked ur sister

having sexual inter course with ones sister

-GUY 1-Shut up or I will get my godsis to jump you.
-GUY 2- NO SHE WONT BECAUSE I FUCKED UR SISTER AND SHE LIKED IT!!!!

by Treymont December 23, 2013

i have feelings for you

when someone says they "have feelings for you", it usually means they are attracted to you and they want to date you.

however, this is not always the case. when you're in a friends with benefits relationship, it's very likely that one or both of the participants have feelings for each other (or like each other). However, usually friends with benefits ARE friends with benefits because they don't want the pressure of being in a relationship.

when it is established that the friends with benefits have feelings for each other, things are kinda taken to the next level, and they sort of date without really dating (as in, they don't change their relationship status on facebook). So they mess around like old times, except now it's more passionate.

scenario one:

guy- i have feelings for you
girl- i have feelings for you too! let's date

they live happily ever after

scenario two:

guy with benefits- you aren't just a booty call anymore... i have feelings for you
girl with benefits- i have feelings for you too! let's bang.

they have beautiful sex

by hostilekid June 2, 2010

I broke the dam

A statement that is used to hijack a thread on a message board. It's first use was on a thread about anti-hijacking on the message board SomaForums. The members that created the statement and where the pioneering users to use it where; The Colby Jack, Tender Surrender, Napoleon_Dynamite and Capeskim. All from SomaForums. It's first use was on "National Hijack Day (11/16/05 )" created by the above members, the spam tactic has been used throughout the message board communities.

Admin: "Ok guys, we should stop all of the spam that is going on"
Member: "I broke the dam"
Member2: "How could you?!"

by T3h Dark Dude November 11, 2008