Ur mom

The hottest woman alive.

Person: I met the sexiest woman ever
Person2: who was it?
Person: ur mom

by Ur wife >:) February 25, 2022

Your Mom

The person the mailman railed last night

Your mom got railed so hard by the mailman bro! (maybe it was me)

by sus6 July 2, 2023

your mom

YOUR MOM IS HOT

and you.............

your mom

by svnsxine October 2, 2021

Mom

She kisses me boo-boos she braids my hair we love you mothers everywhere

Mom can you help me with my homework?

by Despicable Me2 June 1, 2022

Emil's mom

Get the "frikort" from "Donken" and she will fulfill all of your dreams.

I have a "frikort" to Emil's mom, totally gonna use it tonight.

by Too cute emiritus June 6, 2017

your mom

your mom is a cat who sucks ur dad at night

your mom is used too cook and clean and do your dad at night

by your_mom_me October 3, 2021

ur mom

the most legendary group chat ever, no cap on josh

text the ur mom chat about it
ur mom is blowing up omg
i sent a picture of it to ur mom

by scaroline January 18, 2022