A new recipeh is when Ignis from final fantasy busts a nut and makes a recipeh out of dead animals that he just sencelessly murdered for no reason. He will most likely exclaim "That's it!" (busts a nut) "I've come up with a new recipeh!"
His companions have no idea of the busted nut, and just tells him "Love to try it"

Warning; Don't try it. It has most likely a handfull of busted nuts.
Thats it! I've come up with a new recipeh!

Great! Love to try it out!

(tastes)
Busted
by Make some time for a recipeh February 12, 2019
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news constipation

Reading so many bad news, you can not give a shit anymore
Mikko does not give a shit about the news anymore. He said he has news constipation. He just reads them and makes standup jokes without crying first.
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Real News

Something (usually a fact of some sort) that's incredible true.

An example of real news is that Emelie is an excellent friend and a really cool and awesome person.
Dude I have some real news for you

Yeah? Let's hear it

Ya know that chic Emelie? Yeah, she's dope as f*ck, and a great friend too.
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teach an old dog new tricks

when someone does something for a long time and its hard to teach them new abilities.
you cant teach an old dog new tricks, my uncle never learned how to use his cellphone.
by Andre the CRACKER DACKER November 18, 2016
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New Castle Engagement

An engagement between a teen girl, sometimes a teen mom, graduating high school and her older boyfriend going into the military so they can both get all the benefits. Common in small towns like New Castle, PA.
Did you hear about Jenny? Her man popped a New Castle Engagement!
Good for her! Where is her fiancé stationed?
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Taylor New

An unbelievably sexxy girl. She looks good enough to be a model and drives all the guys crazzzzyyy. She has bright blue eyes and an amazing body ;) She's also one of the most fun and craziest girls youll meet.
"Did you go to frightland land last night?"

"Yea i went with a Taylor New and it was amazing!"
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Joepy News

Another way of saying "old news", especially when it's something that happened a very long time ago. Most often said by a joepy.
Joepy: "Did you hear? This new game is coming out soon!"
Brad: "Joepy News. That game has been out for 6 months already!"
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