charlie brown lookin ass

A person who is bad at melee and their ass looks like Charlie Brown

Interchangeable with sally pickles lookin ass

Person 1: I bet I can beat u in melee

Person 2: ok try me
Person 1: *gets bodied*
Person 2: you’re so bad you Charlie Brown lookin ass

by 69420master_of _sex May 9, 2018

brown stained buttcheeks

when you shit yourself your buttcheeks get spreaded with nice shit

"Joe has brown stained buttcheeks!! said Jackie"

by timmy the fat nigger February 11, 2022

Michigan Brown musket

When you go upsidedown and get eggs Benedict shoved into your asshole by a musket loader rod

I got Michigan brown musketed by my bf/gf yesterday

by Musket man January 30, 2025

brown firehose

Explosive, soupy diarrhea, the kind that shoots out of your butt with so much volume and intensity that you could probably put out a fire.

You better not eat too many Cinnabons, or you’ll end up on the toilet with a brown firehose.

by Muhhhhgooooo September 24, 2022

The Chrissy Brown

When you take a fat diarrhea poop and grind it on your hand then slap the shit out of your girl.

Hey babe, wanna have The Chrissy Brown?

What's a Chrissy brown?
Wait just gonna go to the toilet will be right back..

by Andyyyyyyyyyyy1 September 11, 2018

Brown pop

A dick that has been fucking an ass (a.k.a. brown popsicle)

That chic likes to get fucked in the ass and then suck the brown pop dry.

by n_gee January 6, 2020

Owen brown

A very masculine looking man who has a very feminine personality.

He is such an Owen Brown right now.

by Daquan Miller February 8, 2025