Double Dirty

A dirty homosexual

A person who shall not me named: He is gay and he is dirty, he’s double dirty
Me: You can’t say that, it’s 2023. You’re cancelled.

by How's your knee? Gah February 15, 2023

Double Jack

To be affiliated with two groups or gangs.

"I'm double jacking BX and Uptown. I be everywhere.

by The Deli (wit the Henny) April 4, 2025

double spock

Placing both hands together, then spreading fingers in a Spock-like manner (Live Long and Prosper). The lower 4 fingers are inserted into the anus, the upper four in the vagina, and your two thumbs are busy on the clitoris. The "Double Spock" with thumb action.

She, being logically minded, requested the Double Spock.

by anonystiz May 15, 2016

Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.

My girl had to go to the bathroom but we fucked anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire.

by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022

Double standard

A different standard for one person or group than another.

The double standard put a lot of red tape around what guys could and couldn't do to females, but little to no red tape around what females could and coudln't do to guys.

by The Original Agahnim November 2, 2021

double-call

In an era of people always having their phones on do not disturb mode (DND), the need to call twice in 3 minutes to break-through DND

1: I couldn't reach Jack's phone
2: Oh, he probably has his phone on DND while studying. Double-call him

by md.caffeiner October 25, 2022

Double Black Whammy

The Double Black Whammy is considered the negro version of a dick sandwich but when one of the perpetrators falls asleep, the victim (usually white) performs a dick sandwich with a friend, not knowing that The Double Black Whammy even happened.

Gerald: Do you know of the Double Black Whammy.
George: I guess, but it’s just a bunch of coincidences and dick sandwiches. One day I’ll tell you the story of how I dick sandwiched Tyrone last night.
Gerald: Wait? You dick sandwiched Tyrone? His buddy Clyde told me that they dick sandwiched you while you were napping at his place.
George: Oh Shit...

by Cyka with no Blyat July 15, 2019