Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.

How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 30, 2023

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Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.

How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 30, 2023

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slightly warm cheese

when you want to make a grilled cheese but decide to give up resulting in a slightly warm cheese sandwich

I wanted a grilled cheese but i was so hungry i gave up and ate a slightly warm cheese

by FriendlyNeighborhoodSpiderBean September 28, 2023

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Cheese Scavenger

When a person uses his or her fingers to pull up the cheese that has melted off food onto a platter.

Her: Wow those potato skins were great.

Him: Yeah (He scrapes up the remaining cheese that is melted to the plate where the potato skins used to be.)

Her: Do you have to be such a cheese scavenger?

by dogstar7 February 22, 2010

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