When your dumb ass boyfriend leaves the toilet seat up, leaving you to nearly fall in. However, you somehow catch yourself before your cheeks touch the water. Causing yourself to hold your weight on the rim of the bowl.
"Holy shit (his dumb ass name here) I just had to monkey hang because you forgot to put the seat down, AGAIN!"
by Hisgirlfriend182 January 11, 2014
by Heito November 26, 2022
by bruhskiithe1st May 22, 2021
An innocent sounding name, that hides the soul destroying reality of trapping errant adventure motorcyclists in a never ending loop of pain. A track so nasty all future new tracks are weighed against it.. "Hmmm, could this be a Monkey Gum?"
Hmm, could this be a Monkey Gum?
How hard could it be?, um, Monkey Gum..
We must be near the top of Monkey Gum..
How hard could it be?, um, Monkey Gum..
We must be near the top of Monkey Gum..
by SpecialGaz August 28, 2022
I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is A True Pisces And Water Monkey
I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is A True Pisces And Water Monkey
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 09, 2025
A monkey that lives in south america and is prone to flinging its own poop invaders of its territory.
When Jim came back to camp, he was covered with poop. Their crew could tell that this was the work of a "Capoopchin Monkey".
by big j consorbo March 25, 2011
by NotABohemianMonkeySlave July 08, 2018