boiling your water

what you do before having angry sex

oh girl imma boil your water right now

sorry i was busy boiling my girls water ;)
i want to be boiling your water right now

by chicken nugshshgaaak August 31, 2017

bottle my water

A sexual reference phrase for girls who stand up against the bottled water movement. They want people to stop using plastic bottles.

Damn Andrea is really bottling Devon's water tonight!

Andrea: Bottled water is not only more expensive and damaging, but is usually filled with tap water.
Mike: You can bottle my water ;)

by russiannibba69 December 13, 2017

Red Light Warrior

A person who commonly tries to beat a red/yellow light

Tim just ran another red light. He's a red light warrior

by CheesyPoofInthuest April 21, 2018

Dwaining the water

When you feed a special needs person lsd and stand in a circle yelling "nightmare nightmare nightmare" until you've cured them

Hey wanna meet up later we're going to be dwaining the water from Kim's brain

by Goddess baby April 22, 2018

scooping shit water

When your fucking toilet clogs and you can't unclog it so therefore causing you to have to scoop shit water out of the fucking toilet making for a very unpleasant evening in your household.

Tom: yo man, the toilet is fucked up again!
Drake: aw shit. Looks like we'll be scooping shit water for hours.

by Uniwhale143 January 10, 2018

Bursting a Water Main

When your Girlfriend or sexual partner squirts in bed without warning.

"Hey Babe, why is it so wet down there" "Sorry love I was bursting a water main"

by waverboy February 10, 2018

netflix and water

When you sip on disgusting water while watching Netflix

Ewww Netflix and water is disgusting

by Oregonlover101 May 5, 2018