Fat cat outlaw

A fat cat outlaw is a cat that on a day to day basis steals your belongings

Oh you, Fat Cat Outlaw!

by Ultimate cow August 18, 2021

Blown out like a barbers cat

meaning., gorged , stuffed or full of food

I'm blown out like a barbers cat ...

by ceedee1950 May 8, 2023

Cat

A psyco maniac depressed serial killer who kills you if you get close to her friends, also a furry and I have Elon musk’s Flamethrower so watch out. Run, she will stab you with a knife if you hurt her friends and hugs you sometimes if she’s overly excited

Run from cat

by Ur mums gurl November 12, 2018

Cat Explotano

This is spanish for cat explode. Popularized by "Squewe".

Numero uno, Cat explotano.
*Video of cat exploding*

by _igger January 23, 2024

My cat Jeffery

My best friend in the whole wide world. He is orange, chonky, and has huge eyes. He likes to listen to Twenty One Pilots and Lana Del Rey, his favorite songs are Oh Ms Believer and National Anthem

My cat Jeffery is a Josh dun fan girl

by Emo fag:) March 21, 2021

Cat Shit

why the hell does it smell so badly? it smells like nuclear poop

Him: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?
Me: its my cat shit
him: I THOUGHT IT WAS THE STOVE PASSING GAS

by Wobort May 23, 2022

cat and gun

when a cat robs a bank with a gun.

thats a cat and gun dude, watch out.

by cat with bank May 17, 2021