Monkey

Josh the monkey oh the little monkey that gets abused by girls. Wears lots of adidas. Cares about his hair but doesn’t take care of it. Like to watching the fucking same movie like 3 times. The kid who sleeps with pillows between his legs. The type of fatass that takes 2 steps and gets tired. Has a Spotify list that has over 4000 songs and albums and songs. Who likes tacos and cheeseburgers. Who goes to the movies like every fucking 3000 years.

Monkey ate all my chicken. Monkey saw Eduardo take 3 steps and destroy the world.

by Baddibixch September 27, 2019

stage monkey

Master of ceremonies

The stage monkey introduced the next act.

by Leif Hopper June 2, 2017

monkey burger

A monkey burger is someone who acts like a monkey and eats too many burgers.

That guy was such a monkey burger.

by Quangledangle$$$ July 28, 2023

Cum monkey

when someone crawls all over you while cumming, like a snail trail but with more action

He was such a cum monkey last night.

by Corpsestillborn December 28, 2020

Monkey Fucker

A person who is sexually attracted to Black People, and only sexually attracted to those, they usually shove a banana up their mouth like a dildo and then fuck them in the ass, but if it's a female Black person, its rather they shove a banana up their ass and fuck them in the vagina, this can also be used as an insult to people as just calling them retarded and a slut and this word is a derogatory term toward black whores.

1. Patricia: Oh God, it's one of them Monkey Fuckers!
Lizzo: WE GOTTA RUN MY NIGGAS!

2. Candice Dikfitinyo Mouth: You're an absolute buffoon! A CLOWN!
Benjamin Dover: FUCK YOU MONKEY FUCKER!
Hugh Jass: Ooh! Bro that was too far

3. Black Whore: Man shut up you idiot-
Spongebob Squarepants: FUCK YOU MONKEY FUCKER!

4. If you're too sensitive, don't dislike, just fucking leave.

by KillMePleasePenisBallsAutismCo November 18, 2023

Monkeys

Awesome fans of Brooke monk (aka the best creator on the planet)

Those monkeys are so unproblematic

by brookemonk January 20, 2021

Turtle Shell On A Monkey Bar

Men who ride Harley's or other cruising type bikes, who wear turtle shell style helmets because they are not driving fast enough to need a full helmet usually. And they ride on a bike that has had custom steering handles installed. The handle bars are usually raised an additional 10 to 12 inches, making the rider appear to be hanging from a monkey bar.

"How bout that turtle shell on a monkey bar, his tiny helmet had huge skulls painted on it and he was barely able to hang onto his monkey bar because it was almost too high..."

by BOSS*bitch June 11, 2015