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Double Fings

Fat wings that appear on an extremely fat person not once, but twice. (see also fings)
I see Debbie is sporting the double fings today. Now that is what I call class.
by Shawn Marie March 4, 2009
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Double standard

The one where if a male stands up for a female, he's a soldier, but if he stands up to a female, he's a clown. Meanwhile, if a female stands up to a male, she's a hero, and everybody is on her side. That is one you don't hear about from feminists, since they are more interested in having their own win a bullshit battle of the sexes than having all of humanity triumph.
Females are not a less selfish sex than males, you just don't hear as much about a double standard that doesn't make them look good from feminists.
by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021
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Double standard

A female that thinks she can handle you, but that you can't handle her. Feminists like to go by double standards all the time, feminism is based on its own double standards, and never seeing it.
The girl was a walking double standard who wouldn't know what to call people if they didn't let her know who and what she was. Like a parrot, she just repeated their words, since she thought everyone else was just teasing other people, like her.
by Solid Mantis January 4, 2020
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double-first cousin-uncle

Son of their grandparent’s full sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.
My double-first cousin-uncle is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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Double doored

While working for a large automotive company, you forcefully join a coworker in the automatic turnstile door. Shuffling through the process in an erotic baby step dance.
Wow...they double doored on the way out of the building. They'll never be the same.
by Txxxxx11 April 19, 2022
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Double thumb gipster

To receive two thumbs up the butthole at the same time. Could happen with or without notice. Can be performed by one or two different people.
Bro, last night Mike and Ryan slipped a double thumb gipster
by Gipppppppo May 11, 2023
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double Chad

Double Chad is when a Chad is being twice the Chad he normally is.
Wow, you can bench press so much. Watch me go double Chad!
by Fatbackfred March 7, 2025
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