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Sexyy Red

The worst singer to ever walk on this forsaken earth. A absolute disgrace the the black community. Like seriously, how did she even get a career rapping about her stank meow meow? She has a coochie that stinks of Santa claus and Justin Bieber's backshot air to the power of pi. She sounds like Britney Spears getting beat up by Beethoven at a Nirvana featuring Harriet Tubman concert. Plus, She is so FUGLYYYY and has a head shaped like a jalapeño pepper. Her music sounds like some boy named Benjamin-Patrick shoved his penis into my ear and started graping my fucking ear canal.

Was actually somewhat relevant in 2023-mid 2024 but now nobody gaf about her so she tryna feature with other actually decent song writers, which is a massive fail. She has two unfortunate kids (that both have two different traumatized baby daddies) also posted her S3× tape on insta as a desperate attempt to go viral. Everytime she twerks, Russia could smell her butt juices.

She's so ugly it makes me wanna cry.
Sexyy red: My cooch good which is why i got two baby daddies!

Sexyy red fan: HELLL YEAH! *twerking except nothing MOVING*

*both of them got hit by a train.*
by Thedefiiiinnerr March 12, 2025
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Red Spar

A Red Spar is a piece of sex equipment used by the Washington Redskins. Some may call it 'just a dildo' but the Redskins have an exclusive rights deal with the maker of 'The Red Spar'.
Jay Gruden caught Robert Griffin III using a Red Spar at halftime and scolded him for not waiting until after the game.
by Penguin Farmer April 22, 2015
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Red

1. A color

2. My name :)
“That strawberry is so red

“Red is gay
by Erika&Zamira&Red July 5, 2023
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Red vother loaded

that Red vother loaded blew my mind
by deeeeeeeeeeeeeeen June 23, 2009
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Does red touch yellow, or does red touch black?

When you’re about to get real intimate with someone, man or women, and you want to know if they have any STIs. You ask this question.
Oh baby that’s a pretty pussy, does red touch yellow, or does red touch black?

It’s no secret that you’ve been around. Does red touch black or does it touch yellow?
by Sprazzo December 15, 2024
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Red Sarge

The despicable act of hitting on one’s relative in hopes of a late-night bang session. Common among inbreds.
“Man did you see Gary at his brother-in-laws wedding? He was totally trying to pull a red sarge with his cousin! I bet he drives a Batmobile painted in Bama crimson.
by BobBerry69 April 9, 2025
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Red Guitar

Just like any Guitar this is just like any. It can differ from size to shape but not color.
Look at that red guitar it’s so beautiful

John did you find the red guitar it’s really big and red
John: Sadly I cannot appreciate the Red Guitar as I cannot find the beauty yet
by Johnm January 6, 2019
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