New Vooperis

New Vooperis is a planet rules by the Royal Council but is under jurisdiction of the United Federations. The best place to go to get a girlfriend and then find out she's a goddess wanting to take over the world, its also a good place to die... Did I mention a its a good place to do some tourism? No... Probably cause it isnt

The people: New Vooperis is a corrupt Federation that should be brought down.

Government: if you hate us so much we arrange to have you hanged

by Vooperia Foundation October 6, 2020

New Sock Syndrome

When you get a new pair of socks and then hop in the shower after taking them off only to see the fuzzy bits from inside running off your toes into the drain

John: man, I got these new socks and I got in the shower and Had a case of new sock syndrome

by KingAlban December 25, 2022

new every two

A pattern or history of short term relationships normally lasting less than two years.

Hey man, ya boy and ol' girl ain't kickin' it no more...guess he's up for his "new every two"...

by skyeyeimages January 2, 2011

New Yorkwer

A New Yorker (putting the W back into inhabitants of -er from OE -ware)
An UwU way of saying New Yorker

Who wants a big New Yorkwer pizza?

by Master of beargreen August 21, 2023

news

Something that literally only exists just to ruin your day

Bob: Damn today feels like it's gonna be a great day, time to turn on the TV and sit back and relax
(We interrupt this marathon of this (insert show) to bring you breaking news coverage)
The News: Hey Y'all! Two billion people just randomly fucking died!
Bob: ......The fuck? I just wanted to watch my show.... The hell do I even have a TV anymore anyway?

by IntergalactalEnergy November 11, 2023

new england hacky sack

to be anal banged by the entire New England Revolution soccer crew.

That douche deserves to become a New England Hacky Sack.

by Slim Pickensboi March 6, 2009

New England Double Down

When you have a cold and buy both Ny-Quil and Day-Quil. You drink the Ny-Quil, sleep for ten hours, wake up and accidentally drink more Ny-Quil instead of Day-Quil.

I pulled a New England Double Down on Friday morning and didn't wake up again until Saturday night!

by RSE Thellin March 3, 2011