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Red flag

The woman you date being friends with a bunch of dudes. Ole' cube head (with her minecraft character looking ass) seems to think that men who have a problem with this have small dicks but IN REALITY she is using male friendship as a talisman to ward off small dicks. Why would I want to be a part of that? Why would I want to help you fuck fat cocks by accepting a sexless relationship with you?
Hym "Red flag. Nope. Be friends with women, bitch."

Cube head "I don't like being friends with women though... 🥺"

Hym "Er, wha... Wait, WHAT!? So I have to be friends with women and like it... but YOU DON'T!? Nonononononono.... Nope. Sex first, then friendship, then relationship (If I feel like it). We're starting a new buy in system. You need to buy in first or you can just be friends with women. See how much YOU fuckin like it."
by Hym Iam February 14, 2023
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Code red

When your girl or a girl is on her period.
Mike: how you and your girl doing?
Danny: we doing alright but she got a code red right now.
Mike: oh damn do you need a place to hide? you can crash here.
by iamanthonydean March 4, 2019
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Red Head Skin

Red Head Skin really just means you have pale skin and your hair is red. Brown eyeliner usually looks good with red head skin.
Girl 1: "Brown eyeliner looks good."
Girl 2: "What do you mean, brown eyeliner is the worst."
Girl 1: "No, it goes well because I have red head skin."
by SirCatboyRebecca October 13, 2020
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partying the red sea

The act of having sex with a women when she is on her period. This primarily involves people who are very horny and/or drunk.
Brice- "Dude, I got so stoned and was partying the red sea all night."
Noah- "Same dude. I was there. There was SOO MUCH BLOOD!"
Zoë- "Yea there was.... sorry bout that..."
Noah- *shutters*
by DinoBryan May 23, 2016
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The Red Mushroom

Where you fuck a girl on her period and then she proceeds to suck the period blood off your dick
by anonymous February 11, 2022
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red flag

arden is the biggest red flag i have ever met on hinge
by akdlsjfjs June 16, 2022
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Red Jew alert

While at a restaurant, indulging in a fancy soup, you’re surprised to find oneself slurping up a whole pig's ear into your mouth and chewing it to small tiny pieces . A traumatic experience that will make you consider going vegan forever.
Man that restaurant should have a red jew alert .. do they think we all eat non kosher ?!?!
by Bitchbetterbegood May 23, 2024
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