The woman you date being friends with a bunch of dudes. Ole' cube head (with her minecraft character looking ass) seems to think that men who have a problem with this have small dicks but IN REALITY she is using male friendship as a talisman to ward off small dicks. Why would I want to be a part of that? Why would I want to help you fuck fat cocks by accepting a sexless relationship with you?
Hym "Red flag. Nope. Be friends with women, bitch."
Cube head "I don't like being friends with women though... 🥺"
Hym "Er, wha... Wait, WHAT!? So I have to be friends with women and like it... but YOU DON'T!? Nonononononono.... Nope. Sex first, then friendship, then relationship (If I feel like it). We're starting a new buy in system. You need to buy in first or you can just be friends with women. See how much YOU fuckin like it."
Cube head "I don't like being friends with women though... 🥺"
Hym "Er, wha... Wait, WHAT!? So I have to be friends with women and like it... but YOU DON'T!? Nonononononono.... Nope. Sex first, then friendship, then relationship (If I feel like it). We're starting a new buy in system. You need to buy in first or you can just be friends with women. See how much YOU fuckin like it."
by Hym Iam February 14, 2023
Get the Red flagmug. Mike: how you and your girl doing?
Danny: we doing alright but she got a code red right now.
Mike: oh damn do you need a place to hide? you can crash here.
Danny: we doing alright but she got a code red right now.
Mike: oh damn do you need a place to hide? you can crash here.
by iamanthonydean March 4, 2019
Get the Code redmug. Red Head Skin really just means you have pale skin and your hair is red. Brown eyeliner usually looks good with red head skin.
Girl 1: "Brown eyeliner looks good."
Girl 2: "What do you mean, brown eyeliner is the worst."
Girl 1: "No, it goes well because I have red head skin."
Girl 2: "What do you mean, brown eyeliner is the worst."
Girl 1: "No, it goes well because I have red head skin."
by SirCatboyRebecca October 13, 2020
Get the Red Head Skinmug. The act of having sex with a women when she is on her period. This primarily involves people who are very horny and/or drunk.
Brice- "Dude, I got so stoned and was partying the red sea all night."
Noah- "Same dude. I was there. There was SOO MUCH BLOOD!"
Zoë- "Yea there was.... sorry bout that..."
Noah- *shutters*
Noah- "Same dude. I was there. There was SOO MUCH BLOOD!"
Zoë- "Yea there was.... sorry bout that..."
Noah- *shutters*
by DinoBryan May 23, 2016
Get the partying the red seamug. by anonymous February 11, 2022
Get the The Red Mushroommug. While at a restaurant, indulging in a fancy soup, you’re surprised to find oneself slurping up a whole pig's ear into your mouth and chewing it to small tiny pieces . A traumatic experience that will make you consider going vegan forever.
by Bitchbetterbegood May 23, 2024
Get the Red Jew alertmug. 