Wtf

What the fuck

Wtf are you doing???

by Lala2881 December 18, 2017

WTF

A slang word for, "What The Fuck." Mostly used when something weird or stupid was said by someone, or something.

"Hey want to go to McDonalds? Their Big Macs are huge," said John, "wtf no," said Kevin

by T o o n y February 18, 2017

WTF Train

1. A series of fucked up events that are all connected and plowing ahead full steam like a train.
2. The beginning of a series of fucked events.

"Did you see the new supervisor has no experience AND is friends with the owner? Time to board the WTF train!"
"Today was so awful, I took a ride on the WTF train."

by bigfuzz January 10, 2014

wtf

Well, that's flagrant! A G-rated translation of WTF you can show to your mom.

Mom: It says, "Really, WTF." What's that mean, is it something bad?
You: No, not at all. It just means, "Well, that's flagrant."
Mom: Oh, OK.

by Linguistic1 June 4, 2019

Wtf lixom

Annoyed version of what the fuck

... and then I got this error code...
Wtf lixom

by glen1 June 11, 2024

Wtf

An abbreviation of “What The Fuck” to most of the population, but is an abbreviation of “Well That’s Fantastic” to your mother

*Texting*
You: Hey, Ma! I got all A’s and B’s on my report card!
Mom: Wtf!
You:

Mom:
You:
Mom:
You:
Mom:
You: Ma, what does Wtf stand for?
Mom: Well That’s Fantastic!

by Kermit-The-Hoe-Hoe-Hoe June 12, 2020

Wtf

The reaction you get when you publish 3 things to Urban Dictionary, but none of them get published. (Stands for What The Fuck)

Yoo WTF it is a flying spider!

WTF she just gave him the L!

by Electronicsandthat December 10, 2016