Woke Horny

Crocstew, apparently.

Woke Horny is more of a graphical point than anything else

by every username is taken help August 12, 2017

Woke

Past tense of Wake (v.)

Me : Got up and woke and boke already this morning. Time to go back to play PS4 in bed.

by Grahamster September 17, 2017

WOKE SLAPS

Dat nigga

Friend: Who is “Woke Slaps”
Me: Dat nigga

by Wokeslaps July 10, 2019

woke

empathetic

Eliminate the wokeism! Sick of it!!

by cspen February 19, 2023

Woke

Another word for "the enemy". It refers to anyone and anything who a particular group sees as evil, antagonistic, and/or opposing.

1. Stay "woke".
2. If you disagree with me, you're "woke".
3. BLM is super "woke"
4. All leftist are "woke".

by Lucifina Nightinger October 8, 2023

woke

delusional projection of self-righteousness

She was proud of being woke until i explained her hypocrisy.

by xphnctre March 18, 2023

Woke Putin

Woke Putin was a war hero from the years 1377-1438. He fought to make Dreamywar and Ambastler, his grandparents happy in the Hundred Year War. He was born in Schweinfurt, Germany in the year 1361. He fought in Fickmuhlen, a town in Niedersachsen when he was 19. He had very hard years as his parents, Nizza and Trump left Woke Putin when he was 61. He tragically was very goonicidal and died from gooning too hard in his pants.

"We remember Woke Putin forever!" Woke Bird the 7th, Woke Putin's great great great great great great great grandson in 2011 at 89 years old.

by Playboy Cardi March 30, 2025