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Shit

The pile of fecies that ejects from the anus into the toilet water that makes a splash and collects at the bottom of the toilet bowl also known as a Mike Fields.
(sound of toilet flushing) a man looks down at the toilet flushing and the fecies spinning to the departure, "oh see ya later mike fields have a good swim ya piece of shit"
by Pwhitty July 3, 2009
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Shit

The cuss word shit, or the poop.
1. Holy Shit

The biggest shit you've ever seen.

2. Marker Shit

It leaves a mark on the toilet

3. Ghost shit

You feel the shit come out, but it's not there

4. Turtle shit

The shit comes out and then comes back in, you can't let it come out!

5. Mexican Shit

Too much Mexican food, can lead to extremely poisonous toxic shit gas.

6. No Shit

You need to go shit, but you can't.

7. Fart Shit

It feels like you really need to go shit, feels like a solid, but all that comes out is a fart.

8. Peter Griffin Shit

You fart, at the same time you shit

9. Smell Shit

Very Smelly

10. Caught Shit

When you flush the toilet, it's gone, but when someone else enters, it's there

11. ForgotToFlushShit

You forgot you flushed the toilet, but you are too lazy to check.

12. Caught Shit

You just simply forgot to flush, and you get caught
by TheChaoticDuck February 9, 2014
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on shit

1. man, yesterday was completely crazy, i was on so much shit I can't even remember how I got home.
2. -how was yesterday?

- fine
- how fine? were you on shit?
by oxford dictionary lies January 6, 2020
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Shit

Can be used as a name for any drug.
Usually used when in a place where people might be listening to other peoples' conversations, and they don't want to get caught.
I got us some good shit for tonight. We're gonna be sooo blazed!
by Sam-I-Ami August 21, 2008
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shit

it, feces, crap, thing, a realization of nothing.
"Shit over there."
by noixz January 14, 2009
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Shit

It means that your a good boy
by Moneyboy62 January 14, 2017
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Shit

A word you use when you can't remember the name of something else.

Also a term for "stuff".
by kougazluvr May 21, 2009
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