Teenie weenie issues

A bloke who has to overcompensate his small cock size by acting like a chauvinistic pig

Lila: I dumped my boyfriend cause his penis was smaller than a cell

Ellie: I could tell

Lila: how?

Ellie: cause he’s a chauvinistic annoying abusive cunt

Ellie: teenie weenie issues right there glad I dodged a bullet

by Castaway_lillypad December 30, 2022

turtle-eenie-weenie

An extravagant method of describing something so cute and minute that it forces the exclaimer to explain it in absolute nonsensical reptilian terms.

oh my goodness this babies toes are so turtle-eenie-weenies

by vapegodalbert April 23, 2022

Eeny Weeny

A way to describe your dick.

Person 1: “is that your dick? It’s so Eeny Weeny! You need some fuckin’ tweezers to put that little thing away?”
Person 2: “It’s not that small..”

by Ily DemiDevil November 22, 2021

weenie wack shack

A strip club. one where you are likely to get a happy ending

does jasmine still work at the weenie wack shack?

by Bradley S. July 20, 2017

Glitter Weenie

A dick/cock/penis/chode/weenie, that's covered in glitter.

Nope. He's just a glitter weenie... But close.

by Hayzues kreesto February 18, 2011

Beanie weenie

A girl who dates guys from Minnesota and takes school to seriously. Also cats

Her boyfriend is from Minnesota, she’s such a beanie weenie

by Godyahdig February 08, 2021

Beanie Weenie

A derogatory word for an uneducated, unintelligent Mexican.

I told Jorge 20 times how to drive the forklift and he still wrecked it. Freakin' beanie weenies can't do anything right.

by NoBeans June 22, 2021