Meat Weasel

A homosexual man who is also very thrifty and cheap.

That Meat Weasel has spent over an hour looking through the clearance rack.

by Hanz79 September 12, 2017

weasel sex

When two skinny Mexicans have unprotected dirty, sweaty, sex and then leave right after intercourse.

White man: Wow those two mexican spics just had weasel sex.

by Cinnamon gang. April 8, 2017

tease the weasel

To aggitate a man untl he is horny but slightly agressive.

Matthew Wirick bit Zac Danic after Zac tease the weasel a bit too much. Matthew was aroused and aggitated but wanted Zac to leave.

by zac0019 May 15, 2015

Fwank Weasel

A Combination of the English Grey Squirrel, and The Scottish Red Squirrel. Once intertwined, they become the Fwank Weasel, the most dangerous tree based mammal in the scottish borders region. It is particularly adept with light weapons.

The 5th preminition of socrates states: "The fwank weasel shall devour the earth, by assaulting the human race with the aid of light weapons".

by Jabba's Bawsack October 15, 2008

butt weasel

a butt stufre

stuff my butt

by facemonger February 17, 2003

Cheese Weasel

The by product of a three week diet consisting solely of cheese and corn. Usually deep fried in corn oil.

Yo D-train, Im goin on down to Marconi's to get some cheese weasel. Quieres?

by Jon Dub March 30, 2009

shit weasel

Infection form of the flood from Halo and Halo 2.

Holy crap! Look at that wave of shit weasels! Run!

by Mike Montuori May 6, 2005