How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams

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by FayTheGoldDigger December 13, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

Weednesday

A ritual where the participants, sit down and blaze all Wednesday. Weednesday is announced at noon and everybody is welcome except Bongsucking leeches...

Eirik: Man last weednesday was wicked.
Henrik: Yeah, too bad Pål Got bong sickness and barfed us out of the house.

Eirik + Henrik: We hereby annonuce the weednesday started:
Everybody else: yeah lets get high!
Halvard: Yeah!
Henrik + Eirik: Go home you bongsucking leech!

by Mr Ragga N`Chips October 8, 2009

Wednesdaily

of or occurring every Wednesday

Derek: Hey, girl. Where'd you get that haircut?
Claudia: Nice try, bucko.
Derek: No really, where did you get it cut? And how often? It looks fine.
Claudia: Oh, I get it cut Wednesdaily at Gigi's on 27th.
Derek: Wow, I'll have to stop by some Wednesday and watch the magic happen.

by mcnizz1e March 18, 2011

Wendsday

The phonetically accurate, yet incorrect spelling of "Wednesday"

Why do we pronounce that day as "wendsday" and not "WED - nes - day"?

by Bill M. August 27, 2004

Wednsday

A blow job in the front seat of a van.

Dude, i got a wednsday on a sunday man!

by nottellinguorneone October 18, 2008

Wednesdank

At the University of Colorado, midterms and finals tend to be on wednesdays. So when you finish studying for hours and hours and kill your brain on super hard exams, you just get everyone together and smoke a whole bunch of weed. This is a very happy day where hugs and "happy wednesdank!" is shouted throughout campus. For the record, this was started by Brackett hall 3rd floor.

"I just finished my chemistry test!"
"Hell yeah, wednesdank is officially on!"

by Benzi! January 20, 2009