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vaginal vault

Another name for a woman's vagina.
Guy 1: I'm going out with stacy tonight and gonna get some play. Guy 2: Man I hear she has a gaping vaginal vault and there may be a bowling ball in there. Guy 1: Oh great. I'm not taking her bowling.
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vintage vaginal

Gorgeous woman over 50+ years old that has well maintained there bodies and facial features.
Examples: Ebony Milfs,Nia Long,Angela Bassett, Teshia Cambell,Vivica Fox
The meeting was held at a vintage vaginal resort.
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Beautiful blk mature women
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Vagine Screen

I was pretty sure Sarah was gonna come home with me, but then Katie started interrupting us and threw up a vagine screen.
by Insightful J September 25, 2010
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Vaginal Mialga

Suffering from long term chronic pussy hurting.
Mike says, "I don't feel well. It must be this flu shot, it has me down again". Ken says, "Dude, you're suffering from chronic vaginal mialga. Do you need some vagisil?"
by drevil November 2, 2007
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vaginal sock

An insult made to call someone a sock that had entered a woman's vagina, a dirtier way to call someone a pussy
Guy 1: How was hanging out with jack?
Guy 2: ugh, he was being a total vaginal sock so I left
by BilboSwagginsTheBobbitt December 15, 2013
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vaginal ecoli

Fungal growth in said vagina caused from having ANAL sex and then getting FUCKED in the PUSSAY.
Aileen is a Mexican stripper. One day a male paid her and she let him fuck her in the ass. He then paid her to let him immediately fuck her in the pussy. This caused her to acquire vaginal ecoli and become very ill!
by WINOS FOR JESUS July 7, 2011
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The Vaginal Mombo

When the vagina tries to break free from the body.
The doctor told me that the best way to avoid the vaginal mombo is to take horse hormone pills.
by Mr Evil Betty March 27, 2004
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