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by mctenold July 17, 2009
Get the unicorn pornmug. A citizen who is not wealthy or a business owner, but is so sure that one day they will be, they vote against fair labor and social services, while voting in favor of tax breaks for those wealthier than themselves.
Working class voters whose dreams have not met reality. A unicorn conservative lives in a Horatio Alger fantasy.
by Joeltron August 5, 2011
Get the unicorn conservativemug. The sperm of a unicorn has magical properties in which the "catcher" can start to read peoples' minds and even input thoughts into the minds of others; it can even go as far as reaching the person's dreams (inception-like symptoms)
Roommate 1: "Dude, what the hell is unicorn sperm doing in a baby food can in our refrigerator?"
Roommate 2: "No."
Roommate 2: "No."
by thrasher92 October 30, 2011
Get the unicorn spermmug. by Unicorn_Dragon March 27, 2018
Get the Unicorn Dragonmug. A unicorn that lives among the stars. Space unicorns have large, beautiful wings and long flowing hair, they come in many colors.
by St.George SK October 31, 2004
Get the Space unicornmug. any substance that will bring you back to life even if you are an inch from death. ( the term death in this context is liberally used in reference to a hangover or other state of sickness or depravity). could be any thing from Loratabs and cocaine to Robitussin and liquor.
John: hey Bill your looking rough, and we have a long day, are you OK?
Bill: no man, rough night, i feel like dying
John: don't worry take a couple of these TABS and youll be good to go, its that unicorn blood i swear.
Bill: (gulp) man i feel great... where the broads at i need some shots... that unicorn blood has me on another level
Bill: no man, rough night, i feel like dying
John: don't worry take a couple of these TABS and youll be good to go, its that unicorn blood i swear.
Bill: (gulp) man i feel great... where the broads at i need some shots... that unicorn blood has me on another level
by pornstar850 February 4, 2010
Get the unicorn bloodmug. A very rare species of unicorn, that can only found and riden by a person who has required the mystical candy canes.
The Magic Unicorns are known to have special powers that let them fly very fast, and have special healing powers, that let them heal their riders.
Magic Unicorns are also the only known cure for Nataliosis.
The Magic Unicorns are known to have special powers that let them fly very fast, and have special healing powers, that let them heal their riders.
Magic Unicorns are also the only known cure for Nataliosis.
by thesecretpersonthatrules January 7, 2009
Get the Magic Unicornmug.